by MissMichaele » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:09 pm
Here's a spell that's going to take a little work.
Most computer printers use water-soluble ink. Find a copy of the offending bill and print it out small, so it fits on one page. Turn that page counterclockwise (give it a quarter-turn to the left), and write out Psalm 94 right on top of the print. Use water-soluble ink -- the kind of markers children draw with; food coloring on a dip pen; water-soluble ink in a fountain pen -- you know the deal.
I recommend Psalm 94 because it includes this verse: "Can wicked rulers be allied with Thee, who frame mischief by statute?"
Now, soak that paper in water until all the ink comes off -- and, while reciting Psalm 94 and Psalm 65 -- great for striking your enemies with terror -- pour it down the toilet, so the evil bill ends up in the sewage where it belongs.
Even better if you do your own business in there first.
Good luck and good magic,
Miss Michaele