Here's the Chat Log for this episode
the LMC Radio Network says to (19:59:05):
T-minus 1 minute and counting.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (19:59:38):
::sets two sticks together, starts twirling them until a spark leaps into the kindling underneath the rocket engines, then running away fast!!::
the LMC Radio Network says to (20:00:08):
We are GO, FLY. Sound is LIVE. If you have any trouble hearing the show please refresh your browser or call into (323) 642-1214 and join our audience!
ChristyXP says to (20:00:35):
We are GO for Sound
the LMC Radio Network says to (20:01:33):
ALL ABOARD
ChristyXP says to (20:01:54):
Woo-woo!
catherine yronwode says to (20:03:26):
It's starting to rain in firey California!
catherine yronwode says to (20:03:33):
Good evening!
ChristyXP says to (20:04:40):
Oh that's very good miss cat!
catherine yronwode says to (20:04:42):
The Prof. is making cnjure lamps to take to the Mile High Conjure Gala!
catherine yronwode says to (20:05:09):
Nine days from now -- and a few tickets are available.
ChristyXP says to (20:08:19):
Patchy lost his voice!
catherine yronwode says to (20:08:47):
I've lost my voice too, strange to say... but i can still type.
catherine yronwode says to (20:09:14):
Professor Porterfield reads the news.
ChristyXP says to (20:09:15):
292nd day of 2017
ChristyXP says to (20:10:17):
Black Monday
ChristyXP says to (20:10:21):
yep
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:10:27):
AIRR Birthday coming up: October 25, nagasiva yronwode
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:10:31):
AFK
catherine yronwode says to (20:10:46):
Magna Carta!
catherine yronwode says to (20:10:57):
Happy birthday, Troll!
catherine yronwode says to (20:11:11):
Givernment-owned postal delivery vehicles...
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:11:10):
My birthday is the 6th of June.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:11:14):
catherine yronwode says to (20:11:42):
Oh, excuse me! Happy birthday, nagasiva yronwode!
catherine yronwode says to (20:12:44):
24 million dollars of cocaine! DeLorean
catherine yronwode says to (20:13:00):
Peter Max is 80, Michael Gabon is 70-something.
ChristyXP says to (20:13:25):
happy birthday nagasiva! (L)
ChristyXP says to (20:14:02):
Lucky Numbers!
catherine yronwode says to (20:14:11):
Up next ... the Lucky Numbers for betting for the week.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:14:08):
For Miss Aida: Lucky Numbers, the Nicholas Brothers!!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:14:44):
http://www.professorporterfield.com
catherine yronwode says to (20:15:11):
"Put your trust in Goofer Dust!" LOL!
ChristyXP says to (20:15:38):
This week's lucky numbers have a darker aspect to them - particularly good for long shots, small bets, desperate situations, and if you happen to play in a not so legal way
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:15:37):
5-10-19-30-42-47
ChristyXP says to (20:15:50):
05 - 10 - 19 - 30 - 42 - 47
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:16:05):
119-573-999
ChristyXP says to (20:16:13):
Lucky 3-digits: 119 - 573 - 999
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:16:21):
999 is very hot!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:16:23):
The Joker!
catherine yronwode says to (20:16:34):
Dark numbers -- for long shots, small bets, desperate situations, and illegal betting.
ChristyXP says to (20:17:10):
Cooking with Miss Loretta!
catherine yronwode says to (20:17:56):
Ah, "Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman ... but she was another man"
catherine yronwode says to (20:18:09):
Hmmmm.
the LMC Radio Network says to (20:18:58):
Easy Chicken and Dumplings
Prep Time: 30 Mins | Total Time: 40 Mins | Makes 4 to 6 servings
catherine yronwode says to (20:20:01):
A traditional comfort food taste -- quick and easy. "Easy Chicken and Dumplings" KEEP IT SECRET.
the LMC Radio Network says to (20:20:04):
Ingredients
1 (32-oz.) container low-sodium chicken broth, 3 cups shredded cooked chicken (about 1 1/2 lb.
catherine yronwode says to (20:20:35):
OMG! A rotisserie chcken!
catherine yronwode says to (20:20:59):
No! No! (LOL!)
KhonsuMes says to (20:21:11):
Hi everyone
catherine yronwode says to (20:21:22):
OMG! Cream of chicken soup! HEAVENS TO BETSY!
the LMC Radio Network says to (20:21:28):
1 (10 3/4-oz.) can reduced-fat cream of chicken soup, 1/4 teaspoon poultry seasoning, 1 (10.2-oz.) can refrigerated jumbo buttermilk biscuits, 2 carrots diced, 3 celery ribs diced
ChristyXP says to (20:21:36):
Hi KhonsuMes! (})
KhonsuMes says to (20:21:46):
Hey!
catherine yronwode says to (20:21:55):
Refrigerated bisquits! Holy Moley! No wonder you keep this secret, Miss Loretta!
the LMC Radio Network says to (20:22:02):
Bring first 4 ingredients to a boil in a Dutch oven over medium-high heat. Cover, reduce heat to low, and simmer, stirring occasionally, 5 minutes. Increase heat to medium-high; return to a low boil.
catherine yronwode says to (20:22:17):
But real carrots and real celery, at least.
the LMC Radio Network says to (20:22:31):
Place biscuits on a lightly floured surface. Roll or pat each biscuit to 1/8-inch thickness; cut into 1/2-inch-wide strips.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:22:36):
Don't look, Ethel!!
the LMC Radio Network says to (20:23:23):
Drop strips, 1 at a time, into boiling broth mixture. Add carrots and celery. Cover, reduce heat to low, and simmer 15 to 20 minutes, stirring occasionally to prevent dumplings from sticking.
catherine yronwode says to (20:23:38):
It's unglaublich!
the LMC Radio Network says to (20:23:46):
Easy Chicken and Dumplings
Prep Time: 30 Mins | Total Time: 40 Mins | Makes 4 to 6 servings
the LMC Radio Network says to (20:23:59):
One roasted chicken yields about 3 cups of meat.
KhonsuMes says to (20:24:40):
Then make a chicken soup stock with the Rotisserie Chicken carcass.... (It works!)
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:25:19):
The Green Room
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:25:39):
In The Kitchen
catherine yronwode says to (20:25:49):
Yummy!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:25:46):
Gall of the Earth
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:25:57):
Mystery, Debate
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:26:04):
Savoir fare?
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:26:13):
Find Your Treasure On Your Own
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:26:18):
On Your Own
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:26:26):
Steely Dan
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:27:24):
Family Jewels
catherine yronwode says to (20:27:32):
Unknown to me ... not my musical era ... Falsettos galore.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:27:43):
Before my time.
catherine yronwode says to (20:27:55):
Bufallo Springfield?
catherine yronwode says to (20:28:02):
The Eagles?
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:28:00):
Somthin like that.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:28:04):
Not the Eagles.
catherine yronwode says to (20:28:19):
Neil Young and Crazy Horse?
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:28:22):
Same as the Airplane/Springfield/Young clan.
catherine yronwode says to (20:28:31):
Sounds like Neil Young --
catherine yronwode says to (20:28:39):
Crosby Stills Nash and Young?
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:28:36):
Too much on-key tho.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:28:39):
Yes, that's the one.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:28:56):
Crosby Stills and Nash
catherine yronwode says to (20:29:02):
"She was so lovely" Crosby Stills Nash and Young (?:
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:29:08):
Good guessing
catherine yronwode says to (20:29:32):
The idea that Neil Young is always off-key i not based on complete truth.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:29:49):
I never would have got that.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:30:00):
1975, Bob McBride
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:30:04):
Never heard of 'em.
catherine yronwode says to (20:30:08):
Bob McBride????
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:30:13):
"Treasure Song"
catherine yronwode says to (20:30:19):
Lighthouse???
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:30:17):
1972
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:30:22):
"Butterfly Days"
catherine yronwode says to (20:30:40):
Jeeze.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:30:47):
:'(
catherine yronwode says to (20:31:34):
Tonight in the Kitchen is Gall of the Warth -- a Treasure-Finding plant.
catherine yronwode says to (20:31:53):
False Crawley -- i love that name!
catherine yronwode says to (20:32:02):
Beech Drops, Cancer Weed
catherine yronwode says to (20:32:49):
False Crawley is like "Illiaster Crawley, the false prophet of the old aeon."
catherine yronwode says to (20:34:20):
Gall of the Earth -- and Gall is a bitter sac on the liver, but due to its shape, the word gall also refers to a tumour or wart -- Oak Gall is caused by wasps, for instance.
catherine yronwode says to (20:35:00):
Fungi, bacteria, insects and mites cause gall-growths in plants.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:35:40):
I'm mostly used to galls in oaks and other trees in their branches.
catherine yronwode says to (20:35:44):
Beech Drops, Pine Drops refer to parasitic growths on the roots of those trees.
catherine yronwode says to (20:36:23):
No chlorophyll -- no green, but a ghostly, reddish pink.
KhonsuMes says to (20:36:33):
Study of galls: cecidology
catherine yronwode says to (20:36:52):
False Crawly refers to its supposed resemblance to Crawly or Coral Root, a rare reddish orchid.
catherine yronwode says to (20:37:21):
Cecidology -- New Word of the Day!
catherine yronwode says to (20:38:14):
Cancer Weed does not mean it cures cancer -- it means that is >IS< a cancer or a growth (parasite) on a tree root.
catherine yronwode says to (20:38:56):
A very rare plant. Not in commerce.
catherine yronwode says to (20:40:33):
Dogbane, Spreading Dogbane, Milkweed Root, etc. etc. -- completely "OFF" and a bad substitute, which has its own uses in folk magic.
catherine yronwode says to (20:41:01):
Bitter Root is another name for Dogbane. Look it up -- see the difference.
catherine yronwode says to (20:42:13):
Another one with that common name is Snake Root, White Lettuce, Lion's Foot, or Rattlesnake Root. Not in the same family, but has similar uses.
KhonsuMes says to (20:43:08):
snakeroot = Ageratina altissima?
catherine yronwode says to (20:43:14):
Nothing substitutes completely for the real Gall of the Earth, but you will have to find it yourself in the woods.
catherine yronwode says to (20:44:13):
White Lettuce = Prenathes alba (in the Aster family)
catherine yronwode says to (20:44:33):
Typo: Prenanthes alba
KhonsuMes says to (20:44:40):
Thank you!
catherine yronwode says to (20:45:00):
In other books it is Nabulus albus.
catherine yronwode says to (20:46:24):
other = older (i am sorry i am trying to type too fast)
catherine yronwode says to (20:48:02):
Chop up Gall of the Earth, steep it for 9 days. Wash hunting tools -- and you will find game. Was the soles of a new pair of shoes and you will be led to treasure.
catherine yronwode says to (20:48:16):
Althaea Root is also used for the shoe-wash spell.
catherine yronwode says to (20:48:36):
Was = Wash
catherine yronwode says to (20:49:11):
And if you DO find it -- do NOT dig it all up! It is rare!
catherine yronwode says to (20:50:11):
Gall of the Earth cannot be grown commercially or in your garden -- it has to be in right setting with the right species to parasitize it.
ChristyXP says to (20:50:38):
We have a lot of pine forest in East Texas... hmm...
catherine yronwode says to (20:51:03):
And if you spread it from one tree to another, you are dooming those trees to be parasitized. Not so nice.
KhonsuMes says to (20:51:43):
Yes, and that will alter the dynamics of the forest ecosystem itslef.
ChristyXP says to (20:53:12):
Yay Coung Ghoulash!
KhonsuMes says to (20:53:15):
for example, weakening the beeches might allow a different parasite with broader host specificity to spread and cause problems, and/or beeches could become less common, etc
ChristyXP says to (20:53:17):
*Count
ChristyXP says to (20:54:08):
Oh yeah, definitely. I'm just wondering how hard it would be to find in 40 or 50 acres of pine forest
ChristyXP says to (20:54:22):
not that I want to wander through the woods THAT much
catherine yronwode says to (20:55:01):
ChristyXP -- False Crawly does indeed infest the Piney Woods of Texas; see: Corallorhiza odontorhiza at Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corallorhiza_odontorhiza
ChristyXP says to (20:55:44):
Thanks miss cat!
ChristyXP says to (20:56:28):
LOL!
ChristyXP says to (20:56:34):
The Specials!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:56:39):
Too Young
ChristyXP says to (20:56:51):
Umm.. Too much too young?
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:56:49):
Too Soon too young
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:56:54):
Much Too Young
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:57:04):
shotgun chancce
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:57:17):
Sid Vicious
catherine yronwode says to (20:57:25):
And Pterospora andromedea -- another parasite called Pine Drops, Beech Drops, etc. -- is also found in the USA. See
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pterospora
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (20:57:42):
Jeremy Tweezers and the Pimples
ChristyXP says to (20:58:35):
WOOT! I LOVE Danish wedding cookies!
catherine yronwode says to (20:59:05):
I have never had Danish Wedding Cookies. They sound charming.
ChristyXP says to (20:59:07):
Although considering it's The Specials, I'd say that black & white cookies would have been especially appropriate
ChristyXP says to (21:00:32):
miss cat I'm pretty sure I've seen these pine drops before. Neat!
catherine yronwode says to (21:01:10):
The Professor is pontificating tonight on the subject of "Too Much Too Young"
catherine yronwode says to (21:04:02):
"Not all spices can be blended together" Ain't that the truth!?
ChristyXP says to (21:04:02):
except garlic - never too much garlic
catherine yronwode says to (21:04:54):
"If you use too much Oregano, it begins to taste like Mint." TRUTH. I have done that myself!
KhonsuMes says to (21:05:27):
Oh, I love marjoram, which is a minty sort of oregano.
catherine yronwode says to (21:05:51):
Oh, Christy, you CAN have too much garlic -- i had a housemate once who inadvertently proved that to me.
catherine yronwode says to (21:06:47):
Yes, KhonsuMes -- Marjoram is mintier than Oregano ... and Dittany of Crete is less Minty.
catherine yronwode says to (21:07:31):
Spaghetti Bolognese and Szechuan nodles mixed together in one pot. Ugh.
KhonsuMes says to (21:07:46):
I have been slowly nursing along a dittany of crete plant in the yard. It is about big enough to grab some for cooking...
catherine yronwode says to (21:08:16):
I used to have a nice patch of it, until the drought wiped it out, alas.
KhonsuMes says to (21:08:45):
I'll bring a long a cutting once it is big enough.!
catherine yronwode says to (21:09:33):
How kind of you, Matt. Thank you!
catherine yronwode says to (21:11:05):
WOW! I have been brought a Reuben sandwich for dinner! AMAZING!
KhonsuMes says to (21:11:41):
(L)
catherine yronwode says to (21:12:52):
"You don't have to be good at botany to be good at spiritual practices ... or hoodoo." True, that. Many urban practitioners rely on candles, oils, and powders with little use of herb teas or baths.
catherine yronwode says to (21:15:00):
Why do people want "too much too soon"? The Professor has a theory ...
catherine yronwode says to (21:16:26):
"if you will watch, yu will find that they follow some kind of ath that has some kind of 'ranking' or achievements..."
catherine yronwode says to (21:16:52):
"... and after they achieve one rank, then they go onto another path, to achieve a new ranking."
catherine yronwode says to (21:17:50):
"Tantric African Traditional Religion Ceremonial Magic Withcraft Buddhism"
catherine yronwode says to (21:18:09):
LOL!
catherine yronwode says to (21:19:15):
This creates a hodge-podge.
catherine yronwode says to (21:19:42):
Stuck together with Mod-Podge.
catherine yronwode says to (21:21:08):
For those who do not know -- Mod Podge is a "Waterbase Sealer, Glue, and Finish" -- it really exists.
catherine yronwode says to (21:22:43):
From an Ad: "Mod Podge is a decoupage medium — an all-in-one glue, sealer and finish used to attach paper and fabric to various surfaces."
KhonsuMes says to (21:22:57):
or it can be a tactic to achieve some sort of power.
KhonsuMes says to (21:24:34):
"Innovation arrives finding you working".
catherine yronwode says to (21:24:57):
Mod Podging a variety of hierarchical religions to a variety of domestic forms of magic can result in a gluey mess.
catherine yronwode says to (21:27:21):
Innovation in and of itself is not always appropriate. It may be, and it may not be. I remember the 1999 and "The Little Book of Office Magic."
catherine yronwode says to (21:28:20):
From the ad copy for this ridiculous little book: "Are you sick of people walking off with your office supplies? Wouldn't it be great if you could walk into your workplace and have everything just the way you wanted it to be: ..."
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:28:23):
A-1 Sauce!!
catherine yronwode says to (21:28:51):
"a better boss, a computer that doesn't crash, a generous raise, and skyrocketing profits? Within the pages of The Little Book Of Office Spells you will find the means to create the perfect work environment for yourself using empowering spells and hexes."
catherine yronwode says to (21:29:05):
If only it were so!
catherine yronwode says to (21:31:06):
And used copies are now on sale for $2.49 at Amazon. LOL!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:31:42):
.03
catherine yronwode says to (21:31:57):
It had a moment, and now that moment is gone.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:32:23):
chant-o-matics
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:33:10):
geocities!!!
catherine yronwode says to (21:33:36):
Yes, and the book remains ... and the young seeker finds it, and does not know... they type it into google and that old geocities page pops up with that ***ty little sound file..." LOL!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:33:37):
critical thought?
catherine yronwode says to (21:34:22):
And it takes time to discover that it is hogwash ... malformation..
KhonsuMes says to (21:34:43):
LOLOLOL
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:34:49):
Herman Slater? Scott Cunningham?
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:35:11):
Scarey Graveyard alternates.
catherine yronwode says to (21:35:15):
"And this is how i end up in Omaha, Nevraska, explaining that Mullein is not graveyard dirt!."
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:35:26):
Yes, uncanny dead, yes.
catherine yronwode says to (21:35:59):
"Five dolalrs a pack, and by the way, you're awful cute" <-- Herman Slater impression!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:36:02):
Mullein is beautiful.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:36:20):
(Don't forget the Lavender!) (Slater)
catherine yronwode says to (21:36:47):
"Initiations are not pogs"
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:38:25):
Some initiations are associative and engagement oriented (i.e. not graduating).
catherine yronwode says to (21:38:46):
Spiritual Boy Scout Badge...
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:38:51):
I've met some who were attempting to connect all the rites for an ideal aim.
catherine yronwode says to (21:39:26):
Taco filling! Served up in soe goofy pan!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:39:29):
Looking down problem, yes.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:40:02):
Arrogance-espansion is problematic, and can result from insufficient guidance by masters.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:40:19):
Funky
catherine yronwode says to (21:40:23):
"Queen Boudicea Conjure Oil" -- LOL
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:40:23):
Funk a delia
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:40:37):
Earth Wind and Fire
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:40:52):
James Brown
catherine yronwode says to (21:41:00):
Or that old-time weirdness -- "Joan the Conqueror Root" -- still makes me laugh.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:41:12):
Too Funky In Here
catherine yronwode says to (21:41:20):
"Too Funky"
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti says (21:41:18):
Give Me Some Air
catherine yronwode says to (21:41:26):
"Too Funky in Here"
catherine yronwode says to (21:42:42):
James Brown, Too Funky in Here
catherine yronwode says to (21:45:37):
And don't forget this cute book: "SpellCraft for Teens: A Magickal Guide to Writing & Casting Spells"
catherine yronwode says to (21:46:45):
Ad copy: "From finding a craft name to performing the three types of love spells, SpellCraft for Teens addresses issues specific to young adults, including telling parents about their interest in Wicca and dealing with gossiping classmates." LOL!
catherine yronwode says to (21:47:18):
"Will the Conjure Gala go well or will the GHOSTS take it over?"
catherine yronwode says to (21:47:40):
THE END!
the LMC Radio Network says to (21:48:03):
thank you all for being here with me each week.
KhonsuMes says to (21:48:23):
Thank you Professor for the enjoyable and instructive show!
catherine yronwode says to (21:48:31):
It's a lot of fun -- and thank you for the wonderful show closing -- so many questions!
the LMC Radio Network says to (21:48:33):
Glad to.
the LMC Radio Network says to (21:48:50):
You're very welcome
catherine yronwode says to (21:49:01):
Best of luck at the Conjure Gala -- it sounds like a lot of fun!
the LMC Radio Network says to (21:49:18):
Thank you I leave early Thursday morning for the 12 hr drive
catherine yronwode says to (21:49:33):
Will next weel's show be a rebroadcast?
the LMC Radio Network says to (21:49:40):
I am thinking so yes
catherine yronwode says to (21:49:59):
You could play 1 1//2 hours of Railroading Some.
the LMC Radio Network says to (21:50:05):
LOL
catherine yronwode says to (21:50:21):
Or a pre-mix of travelling songs.
KhonsuMes says to (21:50:30):
Goodnight all! Dinner's call growls from the Inner Regions.
the LMC Radio Network says to (21:50:37):
be well!
catherine yronwode says to (21:50:39):
On the Road Again by the MJB ...
catherine yronwode says to (21:50:48):
Okay, good night!
catherine yronwode says to (21:51:03):
Goodnight, KhonsuMes!
catherine yronwode says to (21:51:35):
Goodnight, Count Ghoulash!
the LMC Radio Network says to (21:51:57):
senting chat capture to Troll via FB
catherine yronwode says to (21:52:32):
Thanks!
the LMC Radio Network says to (21:52:34):
be well all off to food myself
catherine yronwode says to (21:52:42):
Bye!
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