Here's the Chat Log for this episode
ChristyXP (20:02:54 Woo-woo!
catherine yronwode (20:03:08 Refreshed twice for sound ... no sound yet. Trying again. AHA! Siva got the sound!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:03:13 Sound always comes through Chrome, not via Firefox.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:03:32 LOL!
catherine yronwode (20:03:39 Holy Heck! It's PAPA NEWT!!!!
Ghia (20:03:40 Hi Papa Newt!
ChristyXP (20:03:41 Yay Papa Newt!
Papa Newt (20:03:49 Hi!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:03:48 HOW FUN.
Papa Newt (20:03:58 :-D
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:04:09 Fuzzy sound.
ChristyXP (20:04:11 (L)
ChristyXP (20:05:32 1066!
catherine yronwode (20:05:53 First night time football game called as a scorless tie on account of failure of the electrical lighting system!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:05:55 AIRR Birthday coming up! 09/30/67 Candelo Kimbisa
catherine yronwode (20:06:42 The partition of Poland.
TwoMoons (20:08:11 fuzzy, anyone else having trouble hearing?
AnaGabriela0 (20:08:19 yes
TwoMoons (20:08:23 Happy Birthday Candelo(F)
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:08:24 I'm hearing pretty well, but a bit fuzzy.
the LMC Radio Network (20:08:40 all on phone
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:08:45 Gotcha!!
the LMC Radio Network (20:08:48 directedly called in
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:08:53 You're doin' great!!
ChristyXP (20:09:00 Lucky Numbers!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:09:00 (lol)
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:09:38 Have the Lucky Numbers and Card!
Papa Newt (20:09:43
http://professorporterfield.com
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:09:46 O ma ha
Papa Newt (20:09:55 13 - 19 - 26 - 30 - 37 - 42
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:10:07 Sheesh, before i heard the second one you'd posted 'em!!
ChristyXP (20:10:09 13 - 19 -26 - 30 - 37 - 42
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:10:09 LOL
catherine yronwode (20:10:14 Papa Newt sure got in first! I wonder why? LOL!
ChristyXP (20:10:19 LOL
Papa Newt (20:10:24 LOL
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:10:29 He can post them before announcement!!!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:10:32 Post them now!!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:10:33 LOL
Papa Newt (20:10:37 Hearing them for the first time
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:10:42 Exactly.

Papa Newt (20:10:54 137 - 426 - 798
ChristyXP (20:11:05 137 - 426 - 798
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:11:08 798
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:11:17 Hot hot hot 798
ChristyXP (20:11:21 Yep, you're as far in the future as you can get tonight, Papa Newt!

Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:11:26 426 good solid
catherine yronwode (20:11:32 798 is hot now and 137 will come on next week.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:11:32 Five of Diamonds!
ChristyXP (20:11:41 Five of Diamonds - a meadow of flowers
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:11:51 Teamwork and Partnership!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:12:01 Smart decisions!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:12:15 Remember where you git if you hit!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:12:25 Wow, right off the bat!!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:12:37 On the Road Again
catherine yronwode (20:12:39 The Profesor's Pontifications -- with Papa Newt
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:12:44 Memphis Jug Band
catherine yronwode (20:12:47 Memhis Jug Band On the Road Again
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:12:57 Wuhu! Fast typing wins out!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:13:17 Why?
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:13:20 No!
catherine yronwode (20:13:26 Yes, but i did misspel Memphis. Let's hope the Professor doesn't grade for spelling!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:13:25 Uh huh!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:13:32 Sure as you're born!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:13:37 Sure as you're born!
catherine yronwode (20:13:46 Natural born Eastman on the road again!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:14:03 Sure are you're born!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:14:10 Sure as you're born!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:14:15 Yah!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:14:18 No!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:14:21 Yah?!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:14:27 Sure as you're born!
catherine yronwode (20:14:32 Come on, Mama, let's get on the road again!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:14:35 Sure as you're born!
catherine yronwode (20:15:04 This riff is the MJB equivalent of the "little Carter family engine," if you know what i mean.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:15:06 Hm, well i was talking about *my* fast typing.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:15:10 :D

catherine yronwode (20:15:23 Harmony!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:15:23 C'mon mama on the road again!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:15:33 Uh-oh! Oh yes!
catherine yronwode (20:16:02 Name It and Claim It -- Troll for the band.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:16:13 Pretty easy to guess.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:16:23 Wow!!!
ChristyXP (20:16:28 WOW!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:16:29 Oh i can cook it rare.
catherine yronwode (20:16:42 And Troll for the song title!
catherine yronwode (20:16:52 "A beautiful Omaha Steak!"
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:16:53 Pontification!!!
TwoMoons (20:17:01 I need to move to Omaha
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:17:03 What's going on?!?!?!?!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:17:48 8-)8-|8-)8-|8-)8-|8-)8-|8-)8-|
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:17:57 Tubes!!!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:18:12 Who else?!?!?!
catherine yronwode (20:18:17 The Prof is in Omaha on a remote broadcast, with equipment repaired and restored by Johnny. "It fits in a standard size trunk."
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:18:17 Oh yes@!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:18:46 In the Library?
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:18:50 With the lead pipe?
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:18:58 The Next Millennium!
catherine yronwode (20:19:11 Is he in the street, on a park bench, in a hotel room -- NO! He is in the Next Millennium Metaphysical Gift Shop!
ChristyXP (20:19:15 Next Millenium Metaphysical Books and Gift shop!

Papa Newt (20:19:30
http://www.luckymojo.com/adeckofspells.html
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:19:57
https://www.facebook.com/NextMillennium/
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:20:30
http://www.magicalomaha.com/
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:21:35
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/theluckymo ... otworkhour
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:21:49
https://www.facebook.com/Papa.Newt/
ChristyXP (20:22:06 We appreciate you separating yourselves to avoid the feedback

Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:22:25 Oh yes it could be squeeky otherwise.
ChristyXP (20:22:42 Yeah, cuz that's the sound of something about to blow up!
TwoMoons (20:22:49 I used to be a roadie. I know the hum.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:22:50
http://papanewt.com
ChristyXP (20:22:54 *hopefully*
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:23:30 What Did You Ask A Question If You Didn't Want An Answer
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:23:40 Or How To Frustrate Your Reader in Three Easy Steps
TwoMoons (20:23:43 haha
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:24:21 "Will they get this that or the other path with my business adventures?" (whatever question)
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:25:07 Colourful, these days!
ChristyXP (20:25:33 all the d a m n time
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:25:55 The world ends! The expectation is shattered!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:26:16 Shopping for a particular answer. "I want THIS answer!"
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:26:52 "Will she come back?" "No! She's not coming back!" OH NO!!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:27:17 "Did he really cheat on me?" "Yes! He did." OH NO!!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:27:43 "When will that {fantastic thing} happen?" "Never!" OH NO!!!
catherine yronwode (20:27:54 "Shopping for answers" -- more common than most people think.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:28:06 Responsibility of a relationship.
TwoMoons (20:28:43 You know something? I almost always know when my reader is going to give me a no lol. I usually shout and exclaim, "I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT!" My last hope for the answer I want dies right then and there lol. It never occured to me I could keep
TwoMoons (20:28:50 shopping for that yes answer haha
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:29:31 Not telling, hoping that the problem would be apparent?
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:30:12 Responsibility of the client or consumer. Don't ask questions you DON'T want the answer to.
TwoMoons (20:31:00 yep. Papa Newt is right- best to just get on with it and get it over with.
TwoMoons (20:32:45 Artisinal Grilled Cheese? They have those in SF lol
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:32:45 Setting up the situation of consultation and then not liking the outcome. Attempting to choreograph the consultation!
TwoMoons (20:33:12 Artisinal Toast places as well
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:33:24 Cheese King!
ChristyXP (20:33:34 artisinal pb&j!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:33:44 In SF, "Cheese Plus"!!!!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:34:05 We go there on a routine basis! So excellent!
ChristyXP (20:34:07 I hope they also have really, really good tomato soup
TwoMoons (20:34:28 LOL Christy they have artisinal pb&j at the Oakland Zoo here in California for the children- I kid you not
TwoMoons (20:34:41 The Bay Area is rife with that stuff
ChristyXP (20:34:43 WOW TwoMoons
ChristyXP (20:34:47 just wow
TwoMoons (20:34:57 you and your husband are gormand psychics lol
ChristyXP (20:35:06 LOL no joke!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:35:36 Straining for storytelling trajectories!! I've seen the same thing in some role-playing games.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:35:53 Struggle with the director of the event.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:36:26 Like an actor who is attempting to go off-script and make the movie into their own thing.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:37:20 Negotiating the consultation cuz they paid for it.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:37:23 Bargaining, yes.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:38:01 I've seen similar things when someone was really interested in a conversation that it go a particular way.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:38:10 Arguments, debates, etc.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:38:55 Numerous fictional comedies flow precisely along these lines.
TwoMoons (20:39:11 Yes Troll I've found some people want to regurgitate scripts they've heard, playing one of the roles; and seem thrownoff when you don't respond as they have prescribed in their own mind
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:39:31 The main character not paying attention to the cues around them but insisting that something else was taking place.
TwoMoons (20:40:08 Weird conversation, when they don't pay any attention to your cues, and I've found they even keep going on their script as if you're not there. Bizarre
TwoMoons (20:41:09 Having a client 'pay' money for this, and you don't follow the script, must be even harder
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:42:37 How do you move those who are expecting a script-based interaction into an authentic exchange/consult?
TwoMoons (20:43:06 GREAT QUESTION
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:43:52 A person with a chip on their shoulder coming to challenge the reader.
TwoMoons (20:43:56 Hard for me, especially since I already struggle to communicate in this Twitter world of super short communications
TwoMoons (20:44:05 ugh
TwoMoons (20:44:13 we call those "prove it" clients
TwoMoons (20:44:18 'prove you're psychic'
TwoMoons (20:44:26 it's a game, sometimes we play, sometimes not
TwoMoons (20:44:39 and ps even if you do prove it, they still won't 'believe' it
TwoMoons (20:44:43 that's why it's a game
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:46:07 Being a philosophic individual, i usually ask them what they would accept as proof. I am not dealing with them in a financial transaction, when i am doing that, so it is different.
TwoMoons (20:46:09 yah it's not worth a few bucks to have someone sucker punch you and try to invalidate you
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:47:33 I could suggest: "That's my role here, but as a consultant and medium. If you would cooperate with me, i could perform that service for you."
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:47:56 "That's NOT my role (as a predictory performer of stunts)
TwoMoons (20:48:25 This is interesting. When i get a reading, I follow the workers prompts. I mean, they're the professional, I let them take the lead. If I knew what to do I wouldn't be paying you lol
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:49:17 Yes, as a coordinated exchange.
TwoMoons (20:49:29 yes
Ghia (20:50:33 2 way Street! absolutely!
TwoMoons (20:51:03 Yes, I have to answer the questions honestly and then follow the prescriptions given me!
catherine yronwode (20:51:15 Exploring Omaha
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:51:18 Johnny Cash
ChristyXP (20:51:20 jonny cash
Papa Newt (20:51:21 Good 'ole Johnny Cash
catherine yronwode (20:51:23 I've Been Everywhere Johnny Cash
ChristyXP (20:51:33 ack can't type and too slow LOL
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:51:35 Good for you, catherine. Fer sure.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:51:51 I've Been Everywhere Man
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:51:57 (shotgun method)
catherine yronwode (20:52:10 Everywhere Man, a lesser known Marvel superhero.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:52:18 Oo good one!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:52:29 Been Everywhere Man
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:52:32 Been Everywhere
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:53:10 Maybe the Beatles' hero's nemesis.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:53:37 He mentioned Nebraska.
ChristyXP (20:53:40 Ha! Omaha isn't in there, but Nebraska is!

Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:53:57 Competing with the low guys.
catherine yronwode (20:54:15 When i was young, i knw this by Rolf Harris (the Tie My Kangaroo Down guy) and by Hank Snow, the Singing Ranger
Papa Newt (20:54:17 :D
catherine yronwode (20:54:37 Oh, i like the Beatles' Nemesis!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:54:41 Two steaks!
ChristyXP (20:55:01 Guess you two are having steaks for dinner tonight!
catherine yronwode (20:55:12 Steaks for us!
Papa Newt (20:55:19
http://www.luckymojo.com
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:55:18
http://www.luckymojo.com
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:55:39 seex-seex-three-two-co-vee-road
Papa Newt (20:56:04 Wish the Count was able to make it with the good Professor.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:56:33 duh-bul-you-duh-bul-you-duh-bul-you-lu-kee-mo-jo-dot-com
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:56:59 Signal Flags
Ghia (20:57:02 I'm going to the Mile High Gala, cya there Prof, and Christy
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:57:15 The LMC Radio Network on the air!
ChristyXP (20:57:17 Awesome Ghia! Can't wait!

Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:57:22 News! Information!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:57:28 Education! and Entertainment to all!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:57:33 In the vanguard!
Ghia (20:57:54 Bon Appetit!!!!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:58:14 Thank you for your pop up show!
KhonsuMes (20:58:17 ah.joined too late.
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:58:22
http://www.papanewt.com!
ChristyXP (20:58:28
http://www.papanewt.com
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:58:33
http://www.readersandrootworkers.org
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:58:49
https://www.facebook.com/Papa.Newt/
ChristyXP (20:58:50 It's ok, KhonsuMes - it'll be in the archives to listen to!

Ghia (20:58:55 O MAAAAAHHH HAAAAA
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:58:58
http://www.thenowyouknowshow.com
catherine yronwode (20:58:59 I am so glad you found time for this pop-up show from Omaha!
KhonsuMes (20:59:02 so, Hi anyway, and now Goodnight!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:59:06
http://www.professorporterfield.com
TwoMoons (20:59:13 Thanks you for the show, was a good distraction from my migraine, ugh. God Bless miss cat for her migraine cure tips; frozen peas and ginger tea
ChristyXP (20:59:23 Thanks for the show!
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:59:22 Send him email with questions to address on the show!
profporterfield@gmail.com
the LMC Radio Network (20:59:32 You are all very welcome.
ChristyXP (20:59:36 Yikes! Hope your migraine goes away soon, TwoMoons
Ghia (20:59:47 (F)
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 20:59:46 Wonderful Road Work!
AnaGabriela0 (20:59:48 Thank you for the show!!!
the LMC Radio Network (20:59:51 It was a short one but we wanted you all to get a LIVE show!

TwoMoons (21:00:01 Mahalo Christy (F)
ChristyXP (21:00:11 (F)
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 21:00:11 Will i need to get my abbreviated chat log or will you have a better one?
TwoMoons (21:00:13 Maybe I should get an artisinal grilled cheese, thatshould cure me hahahahah
the LMC Radio Network (21:00:20 begining capturage for Troll
Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 21:00:41 Capturing my abbreviation.
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