Now You Know Show #072: Candle Reading and Master of the Woods

Divinaton, Hoodoo, and Crock-Pot Cookery
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Now You Know Show #072: Candle Reading and Master of the Woods

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Now You Know Show #72: Candle Reading and Master of the Woods

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Learn hoodoo: Candle reading is an art form very close to the heart of the Lucky Mojo Curio Company. They offer a service through their affiliate, The Missionary Independent Spiritual Church, to burn and read candles on your behalf. Much can be told from the way that a candle burns in response to a specific petition. Listen and learn. Master of the Woods is for mastery, strength, and control over adversaries, also used to prepare a healing oil.

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Our topics this evening include Candle Reading and Master of the Woods

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Re: Now You Know Show #072: Candle Reading and Master of the Woods

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Here's the Chat Log for this episode:

Date Time From To Message
2016-07-21 6:04:12 KolbieStonehocker (})
2016-07-21 6:04:24 catherine yronwode Back in!
2016-07-21 6:04:46 ChristyXP make sun tea!
2016-07-21 6:05:23 catherine yronwode "Yes it is, Charles ... but they threaten heat for the weekend."
2016-07-21 6:05:24 VickieTrancho (})
2016-07-21 6:05:30 catherine yronwode "Yes, it has."
2016-07-21 6:05:34 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti The tarantulas are *way* down this year!
2016-07-21 6:05:52 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Crazy convention!!
2016-07-21 6:05:57 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Wacky!!
2016-07-21 6:06:04 missmichaele Let the word go out to the tarantulas: there are recipes. In parts of Southeast Asia they deep-fry them and flavor them with Knorrs soup mix.
2016-07-21 6:06:17 catherine yronwode The moment when we run out of crazy has not yet happened. The Republican National Convention is BIZARRE.
2016-07-21 6:06:38 catherine yronwode Knorr's Soup Mix...
2016-07-21 6:07:00 catherine yronwode Roll call vote! Roll call vote! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!
2016-07-21 6:07:15 catherine yronwode INSANE guest speakers from the ultimate Fight league
2016-07-21 6:07:24 catherine yronwode Alex Jones!
2016-07-21 6:07:26 missmichaele Alex motherfluffing Jones!
2016-07-21 6:07:35 catherine yronwode TED CRUZZ -- Don;t forget TED CRUZ!!!!!!
2016-07-21 6:07:47 catherine yronwode Vote your conscious
2016-07-21 6:07:58 VickieTrancho "oh yes, Ted!"
2016-07-21 6:07:59 catherine yronwode And got booed off the stage!
2016-07-21 6:07:59 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti I liked Ryan too!
2016-07-21 6:08:04 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti He was bizarre!
2016-07-21 6:08:20 catherine yronwode conscience rather (if he has one).
2016-07-21 6:08:18 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Trump's wife's plagiarism!
2016-07-21 6:08:44 catherine yronwode "Melania Trump and the plagiarized speech -- from Michelle Obama, of all people!"
2016-07-21 6:09:07 gabrielle swain bread and circuses
2016-07-21 6:09:08 catherine yronwode Ryan was like some sort of weird ROBOT evil Ken Doll Thing!
2016-07-21 6:09:32 catherine yronwode "Phil ""Patchy Fogg"" is at the RNC with an exclusive."
2016-07-21 6:10:25 catherine yronwode "Charles reading a dispatch from Patchy. Republican National ""Committee"" (Convention)"
2016-07-21 6:11:00 catherine yronwode "Brand new Trump commerical touching on Melania's plagiarism. And Queen. (Band, not ruler)."
2016-07-21 6:11:53 VickieTrancho :D
2016-07-21 6:12:01 ChristyXP (lol)
2016-07-21 6:12:04 missmichaele bwahaha
2016-07-21 6:12:05 gabrielle swain 8-|
2016-07-21 6:12:07 Papa Newt 8-|
2016-07-21 6:12:24 catherine yronwode LOL!
2016-07-21 6:12:31 Papa Newt :D
2016-07-21 6:12:50 catherine yronwode Moving On Up (Jeffersons Theme Song)
2016-07-21 6:12:52 KolbieStonehocker <:o)
2016-07-21 6:13:46 catherine yronwode Wink Winkerson and the news.
2016-07-21 6:14:16 catherine yronwode Did i hear Potty Train and Brew Beer?
2016-07-21 6:15:01 catherine yronwode First Battle of Bull Run Rebels won.
2016-07-21 6:15:15 catherine yronwode Money Trial. Conservatives won.
2016-07-21 6:15:25 catherine yronwode Both were overturned by history!
2016-07-21 6:15:49 catherine yronwode Money = Monkey
2016-07-21 6:15:46 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti "Checked AIRR birthdays, none i know about."
2016-07-21 6:16:05 catherine yronwode One finger typing while eating dinner.
2016-07-21 6:16:33 catherine yronwode What was Cat Stevens known as before he was known as Cat Stevens?
2016-07-21 6:17:23 catherine yronwode Lucky Numbers
2016-07-21 6:17:25 ChristyXP lucky numbers!
2016-07-21 6:17:36 the LMC Radio Network "that would be Steven Demetre Georgiou, miss cat"
2016-07-21 6:18:06 Papa Newt www.professorporterfield.com
2016-07-21 6:18:16 Papa Newt 18 - 21 - 23 - 35 - 40 - 42
2016-07-21 6:18:44 Papa Newt 212 - 653 - 828
2016-07-21 6:19:14 ChristyXP three of hearts
2016-07-21 6:19:20 catherine yronwode 3 of hearts a rival.
2016-07-21 6:19:53 catherine yronwode "Thank you, Mr. LMC. Now i know!"
2016-07-21 6:19:58 missmichaele YAAAY MISS LORETTA
2016-07-21 6:20:08 gabrielle swain Get Back the Beatles
2016-07-21 6:20:10 missmichaele ".... no tarantuals, I'm sure."
2016-07-21 6:21:01 catherine yronwode Easy slow cooker recipe.
2016-07-21 6:21:43 catherine yronwode "MMMM. Slow Cooker Beef Stroganoff. Not as good as a real Hungarian restaurant, but soooo easy."
2016-07-21 6:22:16 catherine yronwode OMG. The Hungarians are turning over in their graves!
2016-07-21 6:22:24 missmichaele GOLDEN MUSHROOM SOUP makes a wonderful meat gravy. This will be wonderful.
2016-07-21 6:23:39 Papa Newt "Thank you, Miss Loretta! (L)(F)"
2016-07-21 6:24:01 the LMC Radio Network "Slow Cooker Beef Stroganoff I, Prep: 10 mins Cook: 8 hours"
2016-07-21 6:24:06 catherine yronwode "This Sunday, the Special Guest on the Lucky Mojo Hoodoo Rootwork Hour will be Papa Newt -- and Miss Loretta will be announcing!"
2016-07-21 6:24:09 ChristyXP it does Miss Michaele - I use it with my meatloaf
2016-07-21 6:24:10 the LMC Radio Network Ingredients: 1 pound cubed beef stew meat; 1 (10.75 ounce) can condensed golden mushroom soup; 1/2 cup chopped onion
2016-07-21 6:24:15 missmichaele Sour cream is traditional instead of cream cheese and would work
2016-07-21 6:24:19 the LMC Radio Network 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce; 1/4 cup water; 4 ounces cream cheese
2016-07-21 6:24:26 the LMC Radio Network "Directions: In a slow cooker, combine the meat, soup, onion, Worcestershire sauce and water. Cook on Low setting for 8 hours, or on High setting for about 5 hours. Stir in cream cheese just before serving. Serve over hot buttered Egg Noodles."
2016-07-21 6:24:30 catherine yronwode The cream cheese. But ... sour cream...
2016-07-21 6:24:42 missmichaele I think it's the Golden Mushroom Soup that makes it.
2016-07-21 6:25:09 catherine yronwode "Ego and Confidence, or: You'ld Better Work"
2016-07-21 6:25:18 catherine yronwode Working in a Coal Mine Lee Dorsey
2016-07-21 6:26:09 Papa Newt I had RuPaul's Supermodle playing in my head when the Professor said the name of the pontification. :D
2016-07-21 6:26:11 catherine yronwode "The band is ""the usual crew"" from NOLA."
2016-07-21 6:26:37 Candelos Corner Radio (})hello all
2016-07-21 6:26:42 the LMC Radio Network (})
2016-07-21 6:27:10 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti "I didn't get it the first time, so i couldn't really guess (and couldn't remember anyway, and wasn't at a computer)."
2016-07-21 6:27:17 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Thank you for your good memory in my stead.
2016-07-21 6:27:26 catherine yronwode "That is, the mid-late version of ""the usual crew"" Allen Toussaint / Mac Rebennac era (post Huey Smith and the Clowns)."
2016-07-21 6:27:36 VickieTrancho (})
2016-07-21 6:27:35 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti I think i heard Devo first.
2016-07-21 6:28:03 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti ::hands over the corner piece::
2016-07-21 6:28:22 catherine yronwode The Cruspy Corner.
2016-07-21 6:28:23 Papa Newt Yay! :D
2016-07-21 6:28:39 catherine yronwode Yay for Papa newt.
2016-07-21 6:28:45 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Offense!
2016-07-21 6:28:54 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Almost as good as a wall!
2016-07-21 6:29:12 catherine yronwode Cruspy = Crispy plus Crusty
2016-07-21 6:29:16 missmichaele <-- ponders opening a wig & hat shop
2016-07-21 6:29:31 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti ... or your money back!?
2016-07-21 6:30:36 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Even if they will give you your money back?
2016-07-21 6:31:50 catherine yronwode "When you see a piritual worker who says, ""I guarantee my work [will work] ... 100% of the time, all of the time..."
2016-07-21 6:31:56 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Zombie apocalypse!!
2016-07-21 6:33:20 catherine yronwode "Johnny Otis at Landmark Community Church: said ""If God answered every prayer, nobody's grandmother would ever die,"" and i picked that up from him because it is so true."
2016-07-21 6:33:40 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti "Dunno, perhaps you have to pray to the right deity."
2016-07-21 6:33:49 catherine yronwode So run like Hell. And beware the Leopard Cult.
2016-07-21 6:34:42 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti "Mostly i don't see hoodoo folks guaranteeing that it works 100%, sometimes they say that you'll be satisfied 100% and this may mean they negotiate with you to determine that you are satisfied with their efforts."
2016-07-21 6:34:55 catherine yronwode "This is a ""not in front of the children conversation"""
2016-07-21 6:35:16 catherine yronwode I am not saying this work never works or that the power of prayer does not help people.
2016-07-21 6:35:42 catherine yronwode But it clearly does not work 100% of the time all of the time.
2016-07-21 6:36:58 catherine yronwode "Troll, i have seen MANY hoodoo and Latino and Gypsy workers make ""Lover returned in 24 Hours, Guaranteed"" claims."
2016-07-21 6:37:06 catherine yronwode Group humming?
2016-07-21 6:37:12 catherine yronwode To cure cancer?
2016-07-21 6:37:10 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti You may have to hum to the right god.
2016-07-21 6:37:35 catherine yronwode "Yes, folks would try. When desperate, folks will try anything."
2016-07-21 6:38:22 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Guaranteed?
2016-07-21 6:38:28 catherine yronwode Take the train!
2016-07-21 6:38:35 catherine yronwode Arrive refreshed!
2016-07-21 6:38:48 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Have a Kelloggs treatment along the way.
2016-07-21 6:40:36 catherine yronwode "Weekly World News - Oct 17, 2005 - Page 39 - https://books.google.com/books?id=rPMDAAAAMBAJ; Vol. 27, No. 8 - ‎Magazine; Guaranteed. RETURNS LOVERS, destroys enemies."
2016-07-21 6:42:03 catherine yronwode "Weekly World News - Mar 22, 2004 - Page 44 - https://books.google.com/books?id=J_QDAAAAMBAJ Vol. 25, No. 28 - ‎Magazine S1.00 LOVE spells! Lover returned immediately. Guaranteed! (800) 558-6983. SEVERE CASES, helps all problems."
2016-07-21 6:42:32 catherine yronwode et cetera.
2016-07-21 6:44:51 catherine yronwode "Scarily powerful lover back spells that bring back a lover in 3 days ... www.doktorsnake.com Mar 15, 2011 - Scarily powerful lover back spells that bring back a lover in 3 days – 100% guaranteed – but potentially deadly as a python… by Doc"
2016-07-21 6:45:24 catherine yronwode Doktor Snake is British ad copy writer John Shreive.
2016-07-21 6:45:57 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti http://johannessburg.blogspot.com/
2016-07-21 6:45:59 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti UARANTEED TO GET BACK YOUR EX LOVER IN 24 HOURS.LOST LOVE
2016-07-21 6:46:18 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Followed by a key term phrase list including hoodoo
2016-07-21 6:47:30 catherine yronwode Yep.
2016-07-21 6:48:19 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti That's fantasy role playing and movie magic!
2016-07-21 6:48:59 catherine yronwode "Are we leading up to ""You Can't Always get What You Want"" by the Rolling Stones?????"
2016-07-21 6:49:15 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti I love pre-guesses.
2016-07-21 6:49:49 catherine yronwode "And now the need for confidence (not a confidence game or con game, but actual confidence on the part of the worker),"
2016-07-21 6:50:23 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Confidence isn't the same as a guarantee.
2016-07-21 6:50:40 catherine yronwode For sure.
2016-07-21 6:52:37 missmichaele "Quote from the Western Scientific Tradition: ""The universe is queerer than we CAN imagine."" -- Arthur C. Clarke"
2016-07-21 6:53:37 catherine yronwode A tenor Orson Welles laugh ...
2016-07-21 6:53:59 catherine yronwode Mingle humility with your confidence.
2016-07-21 6:54:10 missmichaele "Successful yet humble: ""I get to play with the grownupw!"""
2016-07-21 6:55:28 catherine yronwode Sometimes the answer's just 'No.'
2016-07-21 6:56:04 catherine yronwode Important point: don't string the client along....
2016-07-21 6:56:45 catherine yronwode The famous ten-year love spell. I have seen this too. It sucks.
2016-07-21 6:57:20 catherine yronwode And is hard to get them to stop.
2016-07-21 6:57:33 catherine yronwode (The victims.)
2016-07-21 6:57:35 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Their intuition or sense of the situation against their worker's.
2016-07-21 6:58:01 catherine yronwode Yes.
2016-07-21 6:58:38 catherine yronwode "A valuable, cautionary Lucky Mojo Forum thread: http://forum.luckymojo.com/tales-of-bei ... 14276.html"
2016-07-21 6:59:27 catherine yronwode "If you think Charles is exaggerating, check this out, from 2009 in the Forum:"
2016-07-21 6:59:55 catherine yronwode "I would like to know what does a person do, when they have paid several different spiritual readers to help them with a problem, the reader knew the person was being fed, has a seed, and is in an occult..."
2016-07-21 6:59:56 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti "Muddy Waters, Got My Mojo Workin'"
2016-07-21 7:00:11 catherine yronwode "... they charged me $17,000.00, because this person has been in this situation for over 7 years."
2016-07-21 7:00:34 the LMC Radio Network 17.000.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8-|
2016-07-21 7:00:35 catherine yronwode "Once I gave them this money, no receipt, they have a full ministry in Georgia, the reader saw I was very prosperous, they then asked me to borrow $95,000.00 that I didnt have ..."
2016-07-21 7:00:38 VickieTrancho Wow!
2016-07-21 7:01:00 Papa Newt ......
2016-07-21 7:01:09 the LMC Radio Network Moses on the mount!!!!
2016-07-21 7:01:14 catherine yronwode "Yes, and it continues from there ... and that is just one of many such tales at the Forum."
2016-07-21 7:01:16 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 8-|8-|8-|8-|8-|8-|8-|8-|8-|
2016-07-21 7:02:04 VickieTrancho That is a bad apple!!
2016-07-21 7:02:13 catherine yronwode "...Then I met this girl that is a reader, a very good one, she told me she worked with 9 other sisters, if I pay them $3000.00 they would fix this with me and my man..."
2016-07-21 7:02:46 Papa Newt "I recently been introduced to a woman, while wasn't taken for advantage for her money, but for her health. The ""reader"" told her that she had so much energy that it shines bring and she can eat whatever she wanted."
2016-07-21 7:03:31 Papa Newt "Believing this, the woman would go to a fast food place, order two large hamberguers, large fries, and large drink because it was ok. She was already over weight to start with!"
2016-07-21 7:03:40 the LMC Radio Network I have had females clients manipulated for sex by con-men workers as well.
2016-07-21 7:03:40 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti "No one even bothered to type anything about the song. Totally known, fastest typist who is listening to the phone first wins."
2016-07-21 7:03:51 Papa Newt :@
2016-07-21 7:04:12 Susan Barnes Whoa! She ate whatever she wanted?
2016-07-21 7:04:54 Papa Newt "She did, but after a few months she began to realize it was very bad advice."
2016-07-21 7:05:13 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Whoo who who whoooooo!
2016-07-21 7:05:18 Susan Barnes "Thank goodness, Papa Newt.(L)"
2016-07-21 7:06:08 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti seex-seex-threee-too-cuh-vee-road-for-est-vile-calee-forn-yah!
2016-07-21 7:06:15 catherine yronwode "I didn't try because you called it, Troll -- "" Muddy Waters, Got My Mojo Workin'"""
2016-07-21 7:06:42 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti double-you-double-you-double-you-luck-ee-mo-jo-dot-com!
2016-07-21 7:06:51 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti seex-seex-threee-too-cuh-vee-road-for-est-vile-calee-forn-yah!
2016-07-21 7:07:14 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Divination and Youi!
2016-07-21 7:07:26 catherine yronwode Didn't you get your brownie?
2016-07-21 7:07:34 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Candle Reading
2016-07-21 7:07:39 catherine yronwode Candle reading
2016-07-21 7:07:45 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti "smoke, smudges, shapes, cracks, fire"
2016-07-21 7:07:51 catherine yronwode "And Smoke Reading, and Wax Reading"
2016-07-21 7:07:51 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Fire!
2016-07-21 7:08:23 catherine yronwode Past my era...
2016-07-21 7:08:21 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti The Isley Brotehrs
2016-07-21 7:08:29 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti The Doors
2016-07-21 7:08:33 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Donovan
2016-07-21 7:08:40 missmichaele Fire...you're gonna burn ... is it that one?
2016-07-21 7:08:39 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti The Rolling Stones
2016-07-21 7:08:45 ChristyXP arthur brown fire
2016-07-21 7:08:54 catherine yronwode "No, that is Arthur someone and this not him."
2016-07-21 7:09:13 catherine yronwode "It begins ""I am the God of Hellfire..."""
2016-07-21 7:09:15 ChristyXP had to dry my hands and walk away from the dishes for this one hehe
2016-07-21 7:09:15 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti "I guessed the song name, but i think Christy got it."
2016-07-21 7:09:20 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti We heard this one time before.
2016-07-21 7:09:26 VickieTrancho Eric Burdon
2016-07-21 7:09:30 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti :D LOL
2016-07-21 7:09:58 catherine yronwode "Ah, there -- that is it."
2016-07-21 7:09:58 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti That's what i was expecting.
2016-07-21 7:10:12 VickieTrancho Ahhh!
2016-07-21 7:10:27 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Arthur Brown?
2016-07-21 7:10:42 catherine yronwode "Arthur Brown Fire -- this is not the released radio version, very underproduced compared to that."
2016-07-21 7:11:04 catherine yronwode This is like a demo version or living room version....
2016-07-21 7:11:10 catherine yronwode Or a different singer.
2016-07-21 7:11:27 catherine yronwode With cheap production values and a casio keyboard.
2016-07-21 7:11:28 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Done by someone who is a combination of Mr. Mojo Risin' and Frank N Furter
2016-07-21 7:11:49 catherine yronwode The chiords are not full.
2016-07-21 7:12:01 catherine yronwode Arthur Brown was heavily echoed.
2016-07-21 7:12:12 gabrielle swain sounds like Eric Burdon ans the animals
2016-07-21 7:12:14 catherine yronwode This sounds weak. Puny.
2016-07-21 7:12:13 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti A bit of Margaret Hamilton there.
2016-07-21 7:12:26 catherine yronwode Margearet Hamilton!
2016-07-21 7:12:35 catherine yronwode John Denver.
2016-07-21 7:12:34 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti :D
2016-07-21 7:12:43 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Reminds me of Ultra Man.
2016-07-21 7:12:48 catherine yronwode Korla Pandit.
2016-07-21 7:13:49 catherine yronwode The mono 78 version! Holy hell.
2016-07-21 7:13:53 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti The mono 78 -- released BEFORE the stereo 78 of which the 45 pressing for 'Fire!' came from the stereo 78.
2016-07-21 7:14:20 catherine yronwode "Fanfare Fire Poem, and Fire."
2016-07-21 7:14:22 VickieTrancho A first!
2016-07-21 7:14:24 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti "Fanfare, Fire Poem, Fire!"
2016-07-21 7:14:41 catherine yronwode "Bringing you *** you thought you'd NEVER hear, here on the LMC Radio network. LOL!"
2016-07-21 7:16:34 catherine yronwode "For example, red candle for love for a spell or for divination, and you read the shape of the wax -- good sign, a heart, then the heart breaks, oops a bad sign, a broken heart."
2016-07-21 7:17:43 catherine yronwode "Speed of wax consumption. Two identical candles from same box, same colour, stored together. No fans, no drafts, but one burns in 30 minutes and the other for one hour and fifteen minutes."
2016-07-21 7:18:05 catherine yronwode "For no external reason, so you can interpret it spiritually."
2016-07-21 7:18:56 catherine yronwode "Capnomancy, reading smoke -- ""live"" smoke from wood, paper, incense."
2016-07-21 7:19:26 catherine yronwode "Or ""static"" smoke from glass container of a vigil candle."
2016-07-21 7:19:56 catherine yronwode Or buring and passing an article through the smoke to get the marks -- paper or a white plate.
2016-07-21 7:20:07 catherine yronwode buring = burning.
2016-07-21 7:20:48 catherine yronwode "Divined as images like egg divination, tea leaf or coffee ground reading."
2016-07-21 7:21:24 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti capnomancy
2016-07-21 7:21:27 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti ceromancy
2016-07-21 7:21:34 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti capnoceromancy
2016-07-21 7:21:45 catherine yronwode "A vigil light may be set for a purpose, then the capno-ceromancy."
2016-07-21 7:21:57 catherine yronwode Cracks in glass holders.
2016-07-21 7:22:04 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti We won't talk about Tennielomancy
2016-07-21 7:22:16 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Pyromancy
2016-07-21 7:22:22 catherine yronwode "Pyromancy, fire divination, staring into a burning flame."
2016-07-21 7:22:31 catherine yronwode A form of scrying.
2016-07-21 7:22:34 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Velomancy
2016-07-21 7:23:10 missmichaele "Does Tennielomancy have anything to do with drawling, stretching, or fainting in coils?"
2016-07-21 7:23:18 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Very likely!
2016-07-21 7:23:41 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti "Velamancy, rather."
2016-07-21 7:24:18 catherine yronwode "To learn about burning rates and to learn these techniques, buy candes in bulk and observe the differences in burn rates."
2016-07-21 7:24:36 catherine yronwode "Store freestanding candles on their side, roll them regularly."
2016-07-21 7:24:53 catherine yronwode Amorphous wax will settle.
2016-07-21 7:24:57 missmichaele it's beginning to sound like candymaking :)
2016-07-21 7:25:24 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti "I think the one not regarding coils is Tennilomancy, thanks for the correction. Toni."
2016-07-21 7:25:54 catherine yronwode "Miss Michaele, a worker at our shop, Annette, once said, ""Rootwork is just like cooking, only you can't eat what you make."""
2016-07-21 7:26:07 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti No you did not!
2016-07-21 7:26:31 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti "Novena, Setenta, Pententa!"
2016-07-21 7:26:42 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Diameter reduction!
2016-07-21 7:26:51 catherine yronwode "Glass encased candles tied to the price of petroleum, and they have air whipped into them. 9 day, then 7 day, now 5 day."
2016-07-21 7:27:37 Papa Newt http://www.luckymojo.com/artofhoodoocandlemagic.html
2016-07-21 7:27:46 catherine yronwode "Melt them down, five of them, to expel the air, then use the 5th one to top up the other 4."
2016-07-21 7:27:47 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti "Dang, Papa Newt, you must be on the phone."
2016-07-21 7:28:03 Papa Newt I am. :D
2016-07-21 7:28:13 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti http://www.readersandrootworkers.org
2016-07-21 7:28:18 catherine yronwode "Thanks for the promotion of my book, Prof. Porterfield."
2016-07-21 7:28:30 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Cuz it isn't currently online. I'm calling to find out why.
2016-07-21 7:28:54 the LMC Radio Network "yes it is down, just noticed that as well Troll"
2016-07-21 7:28:59 catherine yronwode "should it have a leading ""the"" Troll?"
2016-07-21 7:29:15 catherine yronwode full title.
2016-07-21 7:29:13 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti All sonic domains are apparently offline. Calling in a moment.
2016-07-21 7:29:25 catherine yronwode WHAT?
2016-07-21 7:29:28 missmichaele "Love this band, whoever it is."
2016-07-21 7:29:34 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti The Dusky Woods.
2016-07-21 7:30:00 catherine yronwode Lonnie Johnson on guitar?
2016-07-21 7:30:23 catherine yronwode Sounds like it was recorded in Chicago.
2016-07-21 7:30:31 catherine yronwode Jazz Gilum?
2016-07-21 7:30:53 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Good guess! I like it.
2016-07-21 7:31:09 catherine yronwode I should know this. I recognize the voice.
2016-07-21 7:31:08 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Me too.
2016-07-21 7:31:25 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti 2220
2016-07-21 7:31:29 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti My 2220?
2016-07-21 7:31:43 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Another song with the same melody.
2016-07-21 7:31:53 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti "A gun, some tool? No idea."
2016-07-21 7:32:07 catherine yronwode Yes.
2016-07-21 7:32:28 Papa Newt You get a brownie! You get a brownie!
2016-07-21 7:32:25 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Back to the Woods Blues.
2016-07-21 7:32:30 Papa Newt http://www.luckymojo.com/mojocatherbs.html
2016-07-21 7:32:39 Papa Newt http://www.herb-magic.com/master-of-the-woods.html
2016-07-21 7:32:43 catherine yronwode "Of course, Charlie Spand.... the other song, Troll, is the one about the street address in Detroit."
2016-07-21 7:33:17 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Aha!
2016-07-21 7:33:25 missmichaele Sweet woodruff is used to flavor a fruity German white wine called Liebfraumilch.
2016-07-21 7:33:32 Papa Newt http://www.herb-magic.com/master-of-the-woods.html http://www.herb-magic.com/gravel-root.html
2016-07-21 7:34:23 Papa Newt http://www.herb-magic.com/sampson-snake-root.html
2016-07-21 7:34:50 Papa Newt http://www.luckymojo.com/mojocatoils.html#special
2016-07-21 7:35:12 Papa Newt Love the scent of Master of the Woods.
2016-07-21 7:36:21 missmichaele Curious how some of those Power and Mastery herbs smell all sweet and demure.
2016-07-21 7:36:52 catherine yronwode "Checking outprevious song -- probably was tampa red on guitar -- similar to Lonnie Johnson, same light noodling touch."
2016-07-21 7:37:03 Papa Newt http://www.luckymojo.com/hoodooherbmagic.html
2016-07-21 7:37:05 catherine yronwode Master of the Woods sure does smell great.
2016-07-21 7:37:37 Papa Newt http://www.luckymojo.com/artofhoodoocandlemagic.html
2016-07-21 7:38:00 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti http://www.luckymojo.com/paperinmyshoe.html
2016-07-21 7:38:15 catherine yronwode The Republican national Convention continues!
2016-07-21 7:38:48 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Feed them tunafish!
2016-07-21 7:38:55 catherine yronwode Wink drives a station wagon. Patchy is at the RNC. Johnny is out with his 26 cats.
2016-07-21 7:38:57 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti That's because the Count was in also!
2016-07-21 7:39:03 Papa Newt Oooooo!
2016-07-21 7:39:17 catherine yronwode "Miss Loretta was all dressed up and left with Count Ghoulash, holding hands."
2016-07-21 7:39:19 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti You're dippin' into her bu'dness!
2016-07-21 7:39:34 catherine yronwode LOL!
2016-07-21 7:39:33 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti I think it is the end.
2016-07-21 7:39:42 missmichaele A lover of cooking like Miss Loretta would naturally go out with Count Goulash.
2016-07-21 7:39:42 catherine yronwode "No more music, is this the end?"
2016-07-21 7:39:45 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti "Tell us about it, pugsy."
2016-07-21 7:39:51 Papa Newt "Thank you, Professor Porterfield, for another fantastic show."
2016-07-21 7:40:02 catherine yronwode Thanks for a great show!
2016-07-21 7:40:03 the LMC Radio Network Thank you all for being here with me every week!
2016-07-21 7:40:08 catherine yronwode Go to texarkana!
2016-07-21 7:40:14 catherine yronwode Change cars on the katy.
2016-07-21 7:40:19 ChristyXP (}) night all!
2016-07-21 7:40:24 missmichaele "Man, I need a map to fully appreciate this song."
2016-07-21 7:40:21 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Panmelodic!
2016-07-21 7:40:27 Papa Newt "Time to head out. Have a great evening, everyone! Blessings to you all."
2016-07-21 7:40:33 gabrielle swain Night all. Be well
2016-07-21 7:40:34 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti "Nightee night, Papa Newt!"
2016-07-21 7:40:39 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Night Gabrielle.
2016-07-21 7:40:47 the LMC Radio Network be well Papa Newt see ya Sunday!
2016-07-21 7:40:59 the LMC Radio Network night mom! <3
2016-07-21 7:41:00 catherine yronwode "I wish i was down there now ... or rather, at this time of day (two hours ago, your tie, Christy and Charles)... I ike sunset time in texas."
2016-07-21 7:41:01 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Yah i gotsta set that up tonight if possible.
2016-07-21 7:41:08 missmichaele Hasn't he gone through Texarkana about three times?
2016-07-21 7:41:54 the LMC Radio Network High Ball on through Sir!
2016-07-21 7:42:00 catherine yronwode "Miss Michaele, the song is about catching the wrong train (he is hopping friedhts) twice, and circling back around to get the right train to Chicago."
2016-07-21 7:42:08 catherine yronwode It is an interesting trip.
2016-07-21 7:42:08 missmichaele Oh I see!
2016-07-21 7:42:22 the LMC Radio Network Oak Street Depot
2016-07-21 7:42:33 the LMC Radio Network Chicago!!!
2016-07-21 7:42:35 catherine yronwode Polk Street
2016-07-21 7:42:44 the LMC Radio Network capturing on my end
2016-07-21 7:42:47 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Chicago!
2016-07-21 7:42:54 catherine yronwode KEY CHANGE!
2016-07-21 7:43:01 catherine yronwode The Northern Migration.
2016-07-21 7:43:00 Troll Towelhead Grand Mufti Doing likewise.
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Re: Now You Know Show #072: Candle Reading and Master of the Woods

Unread post by Rev Ernest » Wed Jan 18, 2023 2:12 pm

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Re: Now You Know Show #072: Candle Reading and Master of the Woods

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Re: Now You Know Show #072: Candle Reading and Master of the Woods

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Re: Now You Know Show #072: Candle Reading and Master of the Woods

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The Now You Know Show #72: Candle Reading and Master of the Woods
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Learn hoodoo: Candle reading is an art form very close to the heart of the Lucky Mojo Curio Company. They offer a service through their affiliate, The Missionary Independent Spiritual Church, to burn and read candles on your behalf. Much can be told from the way that a candle burns in response to a specific petition. Listen and learn. Master of the Woods is for mastery, strength, and control over adversaries, also used to prepare a healing oil.

Tonight's Topics are Candle Reading and Master of the Woods.

You can read along with the original chatlog, found here:
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